2/2/09

Single White Female

Welcome to the wonderful world of online dating.

The first thing you need to do is to get over the stigma attached to this kind of courtship. Finding lady companionship via the interweb is not as creepy as Chris Hansen (Dateline NBC's To Catch a Predator host) leads us to believe.

The pros completely outweigh the cons. Before you proceed you have a chance to get to know a fair bit about your cyber suitor. You can see what they look like and what they like to do, which is quite important when looking for love.

If someone unbecoming tries to garner your attention, you just delete them and they go away. You get to avoid bumping into them while waiting for the ladies room, or having them try and dance all sexy-like up on you (barf).

When you're in love (and you will be), if you're still uncomfortable about releasing the details of where you met; I like to use the old rom/com standard. I was at ________ and we both reached for the same _______ . The rest is history.

If you find yourself on a date with someone all too eager to offer you lemonade whilst they change into a swimsuit, it is probably best to proceed with legal representation.

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